WORLD'S STRAIGHTEST CAT

IF THERE'S SOMETHING that cats aren't known for, it's being straight. When was the last time you saw a straight cat? Well, here's what one looks like.

Kitchu the Profile Model

For some reason, this cat is mostly seen in profile. A little leery of eyeball-to-eyeball contact, yet really likes her eyes cleaned. What to think.

MAUVI'S ACTUAL FIRST TWEET

All by himself, bicolor boy Mauvi ran his paws across the keyboard, resulting in this "message," which he insists is a Meow, not a Tweet. Whatever. Undoubtedly has something to do with chicken.

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